~~Buddha-Buddhi Pay No Heed :)~~

Ek buddha, ek buddhi,
Pehne dono chaddi,
Apne aangan me khel rahe the kabaddi.
Itne mein, peechhe se aai sardar ji ki gaddi.

Buddhe buddhi ko dekh kar sardar ne mara horn,
Gardan nikaali khidki se aur bola: “Hahaha!! Arey bhai dekho, khel rha hai kaun!!”
“Arey o dadaji, dadiji ko ghar le jao,
Iss umr me apni haddi na tudwao!!”

“Arey o dadiji, dadaji ko ghar le jao,
budhaape me jawaani matt dikhao!!”

“Arey o buddhe budhiya!! Sunte kyun nahiiii??
Mai bol rha hun sahiii!!”
"Kaano se lagta hai tum ho gaye ho behre,
Kyun budhaape me khil rahe hain tum dono k chehre??!!!”

Sardarji went on and on,
But budda-buddhi remained maun.
Veh aapas me itne the khush,
Sardarji ki saari baatein gai - in the bush!

Buddha buddhi paid no heed,
Sardarji sped away with speed!!

Hehehehehe :D