SEVEN signs it's time to take a bath :D

1.) When you don't have to make an effort of reaching for your armpits and smelling them,the odour itself,very gracefully,travels to your nose.
2.) When you cannot cover your face completely with a blanket while sleeping, bet you'll die of suffocation and sorrow.
3.) When the strongest of perfumes throw their hands up in contempt.
4.) When the neighbours start complaining of a foul odour coming from somewhere.
5.) When you raise your arm in a bus/train and 10 people stare at you with disgust while making a useless effort of covering their nose.
6.) When a close one who does the mistake of hugging you complains of acrid odour and seems to be no longer a close one.
7.) When the whole body seems to be unpleasantly itching,don't think of going to a chemist,JUST GO-TAKE A BATH!!

When the pigs run after you with delight, and the cat flicks her whiskers(when she thought she'd just smell dead fish) then all I can say is "Cure is better than prevention".. take a chance- visit the bathroom :D :D :D :D :D